being retarded is so much fun...
monalisawearmeout: blazeofphoenix: when someone talks to you: when you and your best friend say something at the same time: At a 5 star restaurant: Laughing: Talknig to your crush: Explaining directions to someone: Flirting: Giving your bestfriend a hug: And people just look at you like: and you’re just like: THIS IS LITERALLY MY LIFE!
When you realize you're going to be home alone:
leilockheart: You hear the slightest noise:
I now know why I never received a Hogwarts...
-iamjohnn: because Harry fucking Potter is hogging them all. Selfish.
You good Bro?
Nicki Minaj > Sleep > Everything
tooyoungtobethisjaded: saw lighters at the gas station they were supposed to be for like zodiac symbols so there was a cancer lighter yah
Get off of Tumblr for two seconds. Stop reading... →
whatisaluftballoon: Help them get to 1,000,000.