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Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
shadzu: Who invented the blow job? Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick” To that: Who invented sex? Like, wouldn’t the female have been like “OW! WTF ARE YOU DOING?!”
Set Fire to the Rain
Call in airstrikes and destroy cars with JJ...
iheartchaos: The Action Movie FX app for iOS is undoubtedly a piece of viral marketing for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, but it’s a pretty cool one. The free app uses the magic of augmented reality to add missile strikes and flipping cars to your otherwise boring environment. Read More
Disney announces 2013 holiday animated film,...
iheartchaos: Disney announced the name for next year’s holiday animated film, and it will be Frozen. The project was originally called The Snow Queen, but like with Tangled and Pixar’s Brave, apparently Disney is going for adjectives in lieu of fairy tale names. Look for such hits in the coming years as Chafed, Thoughtless, Witty and Cuckolded. Read More